Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Had to share this..After a couple of my fruitful posts for this QOTW I got the following message sent to my myspace..
'Well you're a sick bastard and you even tell the world you're someone who likes it up the arse. (Dont remember doing this but oh well)
On b3ta you said that you sleep with your uncle - fuck incest as well....
"He taught me this game (And I feel so sorry for my aunt if he has played this with her) fart underneath the bed silently and then whisper....
What other games does your uncle teach you?'
So a message to Hillary (Or Mrs Bawbags, whatever)
My uncle has taught me plenty of games, some of which I would love to show you, but it's gonna have to be our little secret, if you tell your parents I shall kidnap them (don't worry, thats the same deal my uncle struck with me, all just standard procedure)
And seeing as we're taking B3ta posts as gospel you may also like to note that I have raped a drunk woman in the park, buggered a dog and recommended that Rose West has a visit from the ground force team.
Oh yeah and shared the invalueable tip regarding cooking vegetables, you know when they are done cos the wheelchair floats to the top.
Twunt.
PS you whisper, BURGLARS! QUICK! HIDE UNDERNEATH THE BLANKET!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:28, Reply)
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