Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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I got crabswell a crab, a little brown one with red claws and one eye, I saw him down the pet shop so I plopped him in my tank with the tropical fish.
At first he ate fish food but then I decided to see what those little claws could do so I got a bunch of snails from the local pond and dropped them in. He was a little wary at first but after a bit he got stuck right in, he grabbed them with his claws and just tore them a part and munched on their insides.
Soon the snails were gone and I noticed my fish were going missing...
One day I opened the tank and there, on a little ledge just out of the water, was little one eye, chewing on a guppy.
I couldn't bring myself to dispose of the little bastard so I got a glass sphere that had been a lampshade and put it in the tank as a kind of aquatic prison were he lived out the rest of his days, snapping at the occasional tetra that got too close
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 9:43,
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