More like 15 lines, still - it was a very good and detailed deconstruction.
You certainly met all the salient points with well-researched and expertly calculated responses. Your time-consuming efforts online to debunk the existence of the PTA were worth it, as were the links you provided to credible sources, proving in no uncertain terms that there is indeed no 'PTA'.

I also liked your clear and precise observations that, in your opinion, very few (if any), cruises left from Scandinavia to the USA taking in NYC - and again, the links and online resources you provided were spot on.

Another section of note was your painstaking reproduction of the genuine rules and regulations concerning importation of smoked fish to the USA, which ripped apart my assertions that Norwegian smoked salmon would have been of any interest to a US-based customs agency. Don't I feel the fool!

Good job.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:19, 2 replies)

Quote: "Nah. You've tried too hard here. There are too many ridiculous holes for this to be worth puncturing."

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:36, closed)

Oh for christ's sake, it effects nobody here if you're made out to be a complete fantasist or not.
It's only a blow to your self esteem if you gave a fuck what Shambles said, and right now it looks like you're very het-up over it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:20, closed)

*affects

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:27, closed)

I'm not entirely sure how that would get you to misconstrue the point.
But anyway, now we're clear on that, why do you let them get you so worked up?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:39, closed)

we're his only friends, double-p

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:03, closed)