Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Its just not cricketIn our cricket team, we have one player who does the close in fielding, and for this he wears a helmet. When he isnt in close, we put the helmet on the ground behind the wicketkeeper. When conditions are damp, around this area is some sawdust, to place on the ground to stop bolwers slipping over. Every chance we get we fill the helmet up with sawdust, and he spends the next over with it continually falling around his face.
Another one that is now folklore at my club, although I didnt witness it, goes as follows:
A rather large fellow on our team is rather partial to food (Quell suprise). As the ball gets passed around the outfield back to the bowler, one player quickly exchanges the ball for a pork pie concealed earlier in his pocket, and passes that on instead. Everyone pissed themselves, except said player, who by all accounts was not best pleased
(, Wed 4 May 2005, 13:29, Reply)
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