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Our maths teacher died mid year (not due to our sabotage - he was really old) and we were given Mrs Dxxxxx as our supply teacher... She was rubbish and we took many opportunities to sabotage the class, which ranged from shouting "crap teacher" at intervals and flicking ink and gob at her.. this was intended to cause a nervous breakdown you see...

The ultimate was when a friend recorded 10 minutes silence on the front of a computer cassette, and then placed it in the cassette player for the BBC's at the back of the room, with the volume on max... his cunning plan worked and she ran to the back of the room ten minutes in to the lesson due to the unearthly screams and squeels that were eminating from the back of the room... she ran from the room and returned with the head of maths (we had turned the cassette off in her absence) who unplugged and removed said damaged BBC computer for repair... we think they sussed this as a couple of days later we were lectured on our behaviour, or that could have been cos my brother also had her for maths and used to sit under the desk with his walkman on when he hadnt done his homework so she thought he wasnt there
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Wed 4 May 2005, 15:33, Reply)