for the love of a woman
Many moons ago, when I was an angst-ridden teenager still in secondary school, my best mate decided to ask out this girl I really liked.

This was not on, but I went along with it. Til one day in an IT lesson, having to sit watching them all over each other, I decided he needed teaching.

Waited til he got up to go to the loo and dived over to his computer. Brought up the school's (highly defective) email program and set up a global email, containing a link to goat.se which would bring up many pictures whilst screaming 'I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN' and bringing the archaic system to a screeching halt.

Thought a second before I sent it. Could I really do that to him? Yes. Yes I could.

Fast forward to two days later, him getting bollocked in the head teacher's office for corrupting 600 students of varying ages (all of whom seemed to find it quite amusing). He got suspended and many detentions after that.

He had no idea. I laughed. The girl still stayed with him.

It was alright, she was a right mentallist anyway.
(sporky, Thu 5 May 2005, 9:56, Reply)