Powder pepper
I hated my brother when he was younger. All sorts of reasons, but there you go.
One thing I particularly hated was his pretentious use of that horrible ultra pre-ground black pepper, from his own personal shaker. He put it on everything. All over covering everything.
How to sabotage this? I noticed when cleaning my electric shaver that the mottled 'beard dust' that collects in the blades looks just like his pepper. So I started saving it up.
After a month or so I had lots of it. I half emptied his precious pepper shaker and filled the rest with my nausiating beard trimmings, and shook the container up.

Come the next meal he covers his food in 50% pepper, 50% facial hair, and didn't notice.

I kept refilling it like this for months, and started enjoying mealtimes a lot more.

I've never told him, and, for those who are concerned, we get on much better now, thankyouverymuchly.
( Geej, Fri 6 May 2005, 16:18, Reply)