Not so much a phobia...
... but I reckon there's something a bit sinister about people who keep changing their b3ta identity. Not in a Dave the Hat way, or a Bert's Evil Twin way - I mean in a "complete change of name" way.

I'm looking at one person in particular. You know who you are, even if you think noone else does...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

...
...
(Kaol got in the Newsletter, woo!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:08, )

I am actually
Legless.
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, )

But I'm not.
OoooOOoh.
(Bert Monkeysex's Evil Twin is dead, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, )

I changed my name
because there was an emminently more skilled poster, also called prof something or other.
(Halfy Danny Dyer can just fuck off, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:10, )

I am
The one and only...
(Kaol got in the Newsletter, woo!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:10, )

no one else
can spell crackhouseceilidhband.

Except maybe K2k6 who likes teh ceilidhs.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:11, )

I've actually considered changing my B3ta name
But only because mine's a bit shit (I was in a rush when signing up)
(Pavlov's Frog listens to 'Syndrome of a Down', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, )

...
There's someone who posts here who changes his identity every week or so. It's him I have in mind.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, )

I am playing with my faff
PHWOAR.

/humblest apologies to the real CHCB :D
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:13, )

^^^^^
you cut and paste that and THEN added the 2, right?
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:16, )

I need to change mine
PJM is a bit shit. However I lack the necessary inagination to come up with something new
(PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:16, )

Of course not
I didn't know what a ceilidh was until you told me, but I always see your name as crack house ceilid hband anyway, it's a easy to spell.
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:17, )

You know you want to
Spill the beans!

Oh hang on, there's a substantial proportion of B3tans who are bean-phobic.

Spill your guts!

Nope, gore-phobics.

Let the cat out of the bag!

Nope, cat-phobics (and also Royal-Navy-Flogging-Slang-Phobics)

Sod it. Tell.
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:18, )

^
I've always wondered...

What does the PJM stand for anyway?
(Pavlov's Frog listens to 'Syndrome of a Down', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:18, )

PJM
Pre Jam Monocles?

Pensive Jive Manifest?

PyJaMas?

Pocket Jewel Molester?
(Halfy Danny Dyer can just fuck off, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:19, )

When I first signed up
I alternated between this and DodgyBobMcMayday, but then got bored, and just used DodgyBob for various other sites instead.

Maybe it's just somone who hasn't made their mind up.

Saying that, I'm actually Enzyme in disguise
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:19, )

Ceilidh
Indeed I do like the ceilidhs. I even know how to pronounce it.

But as a Scot, I was born with that knowledge. It's in ROM.
( K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, )

@LemonEntry
I want your job.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, )

@Lemon
Shhhh... Don't tell everyone!


Oh. Hang on.
*confuses self*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, )

^^^^ PJM
Ah, I'd love to be able to say it's something witty and inspired but it isn't. Plus my mum would soon realise it's me.

Bah.
(PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:23, )

@CHCB
A late joining from me today, but I would like to point out I can the spells your name, as I likes the ceilidhs too.
(PenguinOfDeath has his bike back, wooyay!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:26, )

hooray for teh ceilidhs
we need a QOTW ceilidh.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:28, )

Oo, oo
Can I play at it? Can I? Can I?

Not been at a good ceilidh in ages.
(PenguinOfDeath has his bike back, wooyay!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:29, )

yes!
What do you play?

I'll dance. I'll even call.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:31, )

@CHCB
I'd happily swap my job for a journey to Mongolia in a potential deathtrap of a car. (I very nearly would, it sounds quite the awesome adventure)
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:31, )

@CHCB
Bass, acoustic, even drums on an occasion, and calling too.

Oh, how fun it would be.
(PenguinOfDeath has his bike back, wooyay!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:33, )

It's Me!
I apologise for deception

I don't mean to be sinister.

sometimes it can be quite liberating to have an alter-ego
(MrTwistyCheeky, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:33, )

hmm
i changed my name, 'cause the old one was rubbish. but only once, and won't do it again.
i'm intrigued by the idea of frequent changes though. who is/was it?!
(vitamin c, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:38, )

@LemonEntry
I've been thinking about jacking in teaching web usability to actually doing it for a living.

But yes, driving cars long distances is even more fun.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:40, )

Enzyme
I'm inclined to agree with you...I know who it is you're pointing the accusing finger at....it took me a couple of weeks to notice...it's slightly irritating because we only know each other through our names...a bit like someone constantly changing their face in the real world. Rather like Joan Rivers I suppose. Or Michael Jackson.
( chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:04, )

@chickenlady
a couple of weeks?

Maybe it isn't me then.
(MrTwistyCheeky, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, )

I am not Lunar Jim
But I wish I was
(frankspencer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, )

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue
I briefly considered changing mine after the godawful pun that escaped from my fingertips yesterday. However, I'm big enough to take responsibility for my actions...
( Davros' Granddad Church of B3ta (QOTW denomination), Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:24, )

@CHCB
We have vacancies for web usability peeps (x2), but only in our London office :-\ No idea where you're based, but gaz if interested and I'll send ya the JD url.

Alternative, I think you'd make more money going solo as self employed (guess you've though about all this anyway). However, driving cars long distances does sound more fun :)

Fair play for teaching it; something I could never see myself doing. Much happier squirrelled away behind a desk somewhere.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:27, )

ID swapping...

I thought everybody did it?

I did change my hastily-thought-of name once but got told off by BGB and changed it back.

curses!

*thinks of another identity*
( Pooflake ...time of death, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:31, )