What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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NeverI have never dumped a woman. Oh, yes I have. I'd forgotten about that one.
We had been drifting apart for ages and had agreed to some time apart (I knew she’d been cheating anyway) and one night when we were at night class together I decided I’d had enough. I told her I was sick of her mind games and it was over. I didn’t want anything more to do with her. No subtlety., I just wanted her gone. After the class had finished she followed me out and as we went down stairs started screaming, wailing (I’d never heard a real wail before, it’s slightly unnerving), shaking and eventually collapsed in a heap hugging my ankles. I managed to free myself but not before her new found (10 seconds) friends had called me a heartless bastard and asked how could I leave her like this? Not having the heart to say “She’s alive which is more than she deserves.” (I didn’t mean it but felt it sincerely). I kept quiet and left.
My new girlfriend gave me a lift home and we rutted like it was Autumn on Exmoor.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:25, Reply)
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