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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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The shittiest feeling in the world.
Knowing someone slept with you when they were in the process of dumping you and didn't want to sleep with you in the first place.

I never want to feel that again.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:31, 11 replies)
*hugs*
that's all, just a hug. And some no-calorie goodies of your choosing.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:32, closed)
you're right about this
and I felt like a bastard for doing it, even before I'd properly decided that I was going to break up with her.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:34, closed)
I felt an absolute fucker doing it
not with you obviously, I'm sure you would have remembered. But I have done and i'm not proud.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)
oh God
reminds me of the time I'd told an ex that I had found someone else I was interested in and starting to go out with, she still insisted on us having a shag, and then expected afterwards that this would screw up my blossoming relationship and make me go back to her.
Didn't happen - the only good thing I did was though to tell the new girlfriend about the foul deed I'd done. And yes, I should have turned down the shag. I really should have. Having male genitalia is like being shackled to a maniac.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:02, closed)
"like being shackled to a maniac"
this is true

there's only enough blood for one part to do the thinking at a time
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)
I always thought it would be more like being attached to your best friend.
I guess I was wrong.


Poor BGB. Have a cupcake with sprinkles.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:08, closed)
Find them
Have sex with them

Stab them in the eyes

Laugh
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:43, closed)
aww
*cakes*
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:11, closed)
"I always thought it would be more like being attached to your best friend."
Yes.
If your best friend is energetic but pointless in the mornings, embarassingly semaphoric when you don't need it, and never listens to you.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)
* clickyhugs *
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(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 20:25, closed)
*hugs*
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(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:07, closed)

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