What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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TunisiaTo get a good deal, I had booked a holiday to Tunisia with my then girlfriend almost 4 months in advance. A lot can happen in 4 months, like realising your girlfriend is a complete twat. The money had been paid so I thought I may as well delay the inevitable breakup until after we got back.
I have to be the only westerner who has been on holiday to an arab land and not been offered any camels in exchange for my woman. Not one sodding camel. Camels are bad tempered, stubborn, smelly, funny looking and have generally been ridden by too many men. I guess it would have been a "like for like" swap.
What was the question again?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:34,
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