What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I wanted out......but kept getting dragged back.
Coincidentally, there was a thread on the only other message board on the internet that isn't utter pants, about the subjective offensiveness of the word "cunt."
Smart folks over there, pointing out that no lesser a light than Chaucer used "queynte" without negative connotation, and that if you decided it was a nice word, it was.
I said that I was in a relationship I didn't have much invested in, and offered to test the theory out.
"Geenie," I said that night, "you are *such* a cunt."
"What?!"
"I mean that in the best possible sense of the word."
"Okay, dick."
A bit anticlimactic, actually.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 3:10, 1 reply)
CuntIs a great word. What's even better is that, in the old days, the street where the prostitutes did their business would've been called 'Gropecunt Lane'. London'e lane was near where the Barbican centre is today, there was also one and it's now called Threadneedle Street.
I would like to propose that, for historical reasons, we give Threadneedle Street its proper name back!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:23,
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