What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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porn is for men!my friend gemma made me laugh recently. she bought a digital camcorder and her bloke persuaded her to film themselves. they took it in turns to hold the camera mid-shag.
afterwards they watched it, and gemma said at first, when she had the camera, it was really quite romantic, views of the room to start with, then of their faces, writhing bodies, full frontal mirror shots.
then her bloke got hold of the camera. and the next 5 minutes was just a huge genital close up. of his dick pumping in. and out.
she was Unimpressed. he loved it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:52,
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