What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Fuck bows.You don't get the delicious salty splash of blood in your mouth from shooting an arrow into someone.
Not the same at pinning someone to a tree with a hunting knife rammed precicely through their neck, to miss the major blood vessels.
You don't get to see the expression on their face as you break their ribs, one by one with the handle of the cleaver, in short, punching jabs.
Fuck shooting an arrow into someone.
You can't feel the shearing of their gristle as you hack through their forearm, staring deeply into their wide, dilated eyes.
You can't feel the shocks that jolt through your elbow as the final piece of their neck vertebrae splits in half, leaving you free to hold your bloody trophy high in the air, screaming at the top of your lungs.
I have no idea why I wrote that...
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Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:19,
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