What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Ladies, gentlemen, prepare yourselves,I'm about to break it down a notch, lay out a new vibe, create an atmosphere of love for all the good people out there. I'm taking it to Another Level...
Let me lick you up and down, til you say stop.
Let me play with your body baby, make you real hot.
Let me do all the things you want me to do,
cos tonight baby, I'm gonna get FREAK-EE with you...
@becky I did that with the Mrs, and now she has cystitis, poor little sod. Remind me to buy her flowers and cake.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:29,
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