What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
(
chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
« Go Back
I've only been dumped onceI was 15, he was my first boyfriend and my first kiss.
He was at lease a foot shorter than me, wore white pants with a redback spider print on them and went to church. I could pick him up by his ankles and hang him upsidedown.
Needless to say I wasn't hopelessly in love with him, but he was the first boy to ever want to kiss me, so therein lay the attraction.
After about 4 or 5 months of "going out", which consisted of seeing each other about once a month, kissing like it was going out of fashion and me refusing to suck his dick or be fucked by him, he dumped me. By phone.
To my everlasting glory, he cried and I did not. He didn't want to hurt me and I didn't care. (In any case I'd alredy seen the future Mr Kitty and was besotted)
Then, five years later, he died. He committed suicide exactly 5 years after we broke up, to the day. Once again proving that Mr Kitty really is my soulmate, as he is the only boy that I've kissed that hasn't died.
(BTW, my running total is 3 dead of 3 kissed before Mr Kitty, only works with boys for some reason)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:20, 2 replies)
Looking at your profile picI can see why they may have died...
*dies of the palpitations*
*remembers his mrs whom he loves very much, and not to pay compliments to young girls off the internet*
Kaol! Kaol! We've got a live one for you!
(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:58,
closed)
« Go Back