Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My Aunt and Uncle once bought mea book of aptitude tests. They were too fucking easy.. for a demigod-like genius like myself who does menial tasks in a warehouse for a living.
Another Aunt and uncle (on the advice of my Mum (cheers Mum...you c**t)) bought me a bath towel and flanel for my birthday. I had asked for the Prodigy album (MFTJG), and they were never really ones to disappoint when it came to presents.
Moral of the story? If your Mum asks what you want for your birthday a month in advance, tell her MONEY!
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 0:27, Reply)
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