Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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PantsMy Sister in-law once gave my older Sister a pair of knickers so big and scratchy that if she had ever worn them she would have gotten thrush and joggers nipple at the same time.
Same Sister in-law gave us matching make up boxes one year. Considering i'm a boyish lesbian and have never worn make up in my life ever. WTF was she thinking!
I also give crap presents as revenge. It's fantastic trying to keep a straight face when someone opens that hideous varse you bought for £2 in wilkinsons and tries to look gratefull. Serves you right for buying me crap the previous year.
I also hate people who give me gift vouchers so I can buy what I want. Either don't bother and get me a nice card or give me the cash. The kind of drugs I want can't be bought in Boots.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 19:57, Reply)
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