ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Fire AssesmentsWe used to have a guy come round at work asking a long list of questions about fire safety. It used to go something like;
Him: "What would you do if you saw a fire"
Me: "Run like fuck out of the building"
Him: "No... you'd set the fire alarm off, wouldn't you?"
Me: "Only if my elbow caught it on the way out"
Him: "No... You'd set the fire alarm off, and try to tackle it if it was safe to do so."
Me: "I've no legal responsability to tackle the fire. My safety is paramount. Sod the rest of you."
Him: "OK. What would the company LIKE YOU TO DO in the event of a fire..."
I think he realised that it was all a bit pointless. Especially when I pointed out that the fire meeting points were situated just where the 5 ton fire engines would be screaming into the car park to put the fires out.
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