thats a lot of bullshit someones been feeding you
clean clothes and not looking like bob marley will see you whisked through customs no bother

no one checks your background, you can say what ever you like to passing strangers - just dont call anyone a cunt or give them the finger and your fine

its wise to look the part going through customs as i say but beyond

you'll need a blood test to get a visa - they check for aid's hiv, hep. thats it.

if your gay - just be reasonably discreet. there is a scene here though.

there is also:

all year round sunshine
no tax
no chavs
no knife crime
no fucker telling you not to smoke or make phonecalls in you car or any other nanny state bullshit

sure its a hassle getting somethings done and they love bureaucracy but its a refreshing change from the drudgery of the UK

there are also TONS of the most beautiful exotic women i have ever clapped eyes on

and you can smoke shisha mate - gets you absolutely BONGOED
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 5:34, Reply)