Worst One I've Had
...was some twat on Tottenham Court Road:

'Can I stop you, sir'
'No, sorry...'
'OK, sir. Keep your money. The children in Africa can just starve, eh?'

I could have punched him.... It's my money, I'm not under an obligation to sign it away on a direct debit to some pushy stranger in the street who's employers are probably siphoning off the lion's share of any contributions anyway.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:44, 1 reply)

Simple cop out
"No speak English - Russki Yazik, da?"

I have yet to get one that's a language graduate. I dare say the smug bastard's out there.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 May 2010, 18:56, closed)

They're all bastards..
The one who got in my way, when I was rushing to the hospital after my daughter was injured shouted "Don't you want to help sick children?"
Had to shout back at him that I was "Going to MY sick child's side, and he was getting in my way!" or words to that effect..
They're just human litter on the streets really...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:21, closed)

Tried this on a gypsy once.
It was either French or German, though. Didn't work. Twei Euro, bitte or some such.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 29 May 2010, 2:04, closed)