Public SexTrain carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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milky splurts on a coachOnce while we were on a coach journey from Nottingham to Torquay, my wife got her boob out to feed the baby (who's now 13) and squirted milk half way up the aisle, where it landed on a blokes shoulder. He felt something and looked around, but didn't figure it out. It was very hard not to crack up while he was looking suspiciously behind him...
She managed this even though I was on the aisle seat, by the way...
Sorry it's not sex.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:00, Reply)
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