I'm a bit of an exhibitionist it would seem...
A loss of inhibitions in the bump'n'grind department is very much a good thing. As I've come to realise over the last year or so.

The public element of this has been in the usual places, the car, the cinema, a bar, etc, and we've never been rumbled.

Except once.

We'd been out for dinner, and things we're gettin a little heated in the car afterwards. We drove to a car park, picked out what we thought was a good spot (far corner, no lights etc), and rather quickly hopped into the back seat.

I can't get her clothes off quick enough, and pretty soon she's naked and I'm going for it.

Just as I've hit the jackpot and am collecting the prize her phone rings, and she HAS to answer it. Cue talking on the phone rather breathlessly whilst simultaneously getting dressed and clambering back over to the front seat.

No sooner than we are just about dressed comes a knock on the window. And a policeman stood there looking rather embarrassed (poor lad, his female colleague was a few steps behind trying to suppress her laughter at him). He politely informs us that that sort of behaviour is not on (IIRC he actually said 'you can't *really* get away with that sort of thing in public, in semi-daylight') and not to do it again.

We're rather embarrassed at this point, apologise profusely and promise to be good in future, before collapsing in giggles as soon as they've gone.

A couple of mins later a van pulls up at the side of us. We think nothing of it, 'til two more policemen contained in said vehicle decide to berate us for our disgraceful behaviour.

Four coppers to stop us fornicating in public and we'd already stopped by the time they got there, and we wonder why police efficiency has dropped. :D
(flyme, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:31, Reply)