Well
Not me, but at a party I wasn't invited to.

It was called the e-party, held at one of the many residences at the school I go to. No, not an electronic party like I first thought, but rather an ecstasy party.

Two floors plenteous of people with pupils the size of plates.

My friend comes back, and an odd reason looks into a closet to find two guys there just standing in the dark, looking rather shifty.

He looks at them rather surprised, surveys the seen, and sees that they're both enjoying the pleasure of oral sex.

You may now insert your choice of closet joke.
(Sco smokes crack often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:46, Reply)