Gosh, this was jolly awful
I once caught a bus and there was no cake to be had!

It was very traumatic.

*cries*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:34, closed)

No cake!
But how did the bus work if the driver had no cake!?

I feel so sorry for you having to endure that.

*hugs*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:42, closed)

*bulb flickers*
Free cake on buses. Woo! They can stick their shitty wannabe tabloid up their collectives. I want cake to coax me back to communal travel.

None of their dry madiera nonsense either.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:43, closed)

Let's sort that out
You know that car advert where they make the car out of cake?

Let's make cake buses and trains. Then we won't give a stuff if we don't go anywhere, as we'll have all the lovely cake to eat
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:49, closed)

that seals it
ancrenne for PM.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 29 May 2008, 15:52, closed)

There isn't a problem in the world ...
That can't be solved with a little cake.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:52, closed)

oh yes!
ancrenne gets my vote too.

Edit: @Al - it was perfectly ghastly. Now I go everywhere in my car, as it has got French Fancies in the glove compartment.

I love my car.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:52, closed)

@ BGB
"There isn't a problem in the world ...
That can't be solved with a little cake."

Diabetes?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:58, closed)

@Kaol
You can get diabetic cake.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:01, closed)

How the hell
do you give a cake diabetes. And why would you do such a horrid thing to cake?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, closed)

No, oh no!
That's horrid!

You beasts!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:05, closed)

The cake was a lie?

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:07, closed)

Noooooo!
The cake hasn't got diabetes. It's a speshul cake for spechul people with diabetes. Doh!

*slaps forhead*
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:11, closed)

Hooray!
Me for PM?

*rubs hands in glee*

*unleashes the leftwing principles and covers them with cake*

EDIT - I bought a vegan cake the other day. Not made from vegans though. That would make for an interesting circular argument...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, closed)

Cake public transport
is better than cack public transport.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:20, closed)

Oh dear
I can sense a leadership battle for the PM position between ancrenne and PJM!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:23, closed)

.
Don't like the excuse for why your train is late? Eat your train.
Stuck outside the station because of too much station congestion? Get out and eat the other trains.
Are you extremely greedy? Do a tunnel-impersonation with your mouth.
Does the train not stop at the station you want to get off at? Eat a hole in the wall and jump off.

I think ancrenne has just won my vote over from PJM.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:27, closed)

I like this
Don't want to pay £8.50 for a cheese sandwich? Eat the train.

just think what the buffet car would be like!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:34, closed)

.
The buffet car would only sell model railways.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:37, closed)

Shall we make the rails
Out of biscuits? They are less squishy than cake

Oh - no battling from me for positions of power. I'll just make the biggest cake and *encourage* people to like me ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:42, closed)

no, not biscuits, they're too round
unless we used malted milk biscuits?

The stations will be made of Tunnocks tea cakes, rocky bars and wagon wheels.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:46, closed)

Bourbon biscuits might work
I like the Tunnocks Tea Cake plans.

Ooh. they make caramel wafers which could make good rails!

HLT - If I get to be PM, would you like to be transport and civil engineering guru? :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:54, closed)

Oooh yes please
I will redesign the transport infrastructure with reference to the greatest engineer this country has ever seen:

Isembard Kipling Brunel.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:03, closed)

I cannot wait
for you two to ride to power on a wave of cake and confectionetty goodness.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 29 May 2008, 18:12, closed)

In that case
*starts baking huggggeeee cake* as edible manifesto
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:21, closed)

I'm imagining...
a big Battenberg train with Jaffa cake wheels and overhead lines made of strawberry laces. The windows can be boiled sweets, and the seats just sponge cake.
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:29, closed)

@ resurrection_mary
That sounds orgasmic. Someone make one please :)
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:10, closed)