PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Do you think I'm fit ?This happened only about two years ago. Twas in a club so there was loud music and with my favourite friend Exstacy. I was getting on very well with a girl, Lots of dancing and messing about. We ended up leaning against a speaker with our faces stuck together. When we prised ourselves apart she shouted over the bass line to me, that she was going to the loo. Then lent forward and said to me.
"Do you think I'm thick"
I replied "No of course not" She went off but never returned. After thinking about what she said it was obviously.
"Do you think I'm FIT"
Once again, Pill Popper shot himself in the foot, with both barrels.
Lenght about 110 decibels!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:59, 1 reply)
Twat!Made me chuckle.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:05,
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