So
Having spent a great deal of my life quaffing ale, I got introduced gradually to wine. During a period of not having a lot of spare cash, but still wanting to socialise in hostelries, I noticed that one pub had an offer on that was too good to miss.

Buy a glass of wine for £1.50. Buy the bottle, and it's your's for a fiver.

Fucking bargain. That'll do me.

So I wandered up to the bar. "What kind of wine do you have?", says I.

"Red or white", comes the grunting reply.

"Yeah, but what grapes?"

*Shrugs*

I'll try again.

"Have you got a Semillon?"

*Pause*

"Nah, mate, it's just the way I'm standing".


Sorry
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 20:46, 7 replies)

I'm only clicking because
I've met you and I know it's all in the way you tell them
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:55, closed)

You're too kind

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:38, closed)

I'm only clicking because
I think wine jokes are classy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:58, closed)

*spangs*
and once more with feeling:

*SPANGS*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:19, closed)

^
What our erstwhile lady said.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:45, closed)

Fanks Duke
You love it really...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:46, closed)

I'm ashamed
but that made me chuckle :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:35, closed)