PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Once........In a pub I used to freqeuent next to the hospital, a red-faced guy burst in, out of breath and sweating profusely. He lurched up to the bar and in a desperate voice asked for a "Triple brandy, for the love of God!".
The barman hurriedly poured the drink which the man downed in one, a look of blissful relief on his face.
"I shouldn't have drunk that" the guy exclaimed "Especially with what I've got".
"Why, what have you got?" asked the barman, his hand out for the money.
"Forty pence" replied the drinker.
/coat
/veal.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:26, 1 reply)
*Weighs up frying pan**SPANG*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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