J.D. Wetherspoons
Unfortunately the one night-club in this hole of a town is currently shut-down for renovations. I hope this means taking the mushy and sticky sick out of the carpet and changing the fucking record collection.

This sudden loss of night-club means the fair and young of this town migrate on Saturday ngihts to the nearest town with a nightclub. Henceforth Saturday in Wick is ghost-townish.

My friends and I, desperate for not even a decent pub, but a pub with more than nobody in it had to resort to the country-wide scourge known as J.D. Wetherspoon. We marched to the bar and I stated the round, the last drink (being mine) I decided to spice up a little. I squinted behind the bar and asked for "one of those fancy looking whiskys, with a splash of Coke" while pointing.

The barman shook his head and grimaced "that's not whisky", and skooshed not even a dribble of Coke in the glass containing the whisky-like mystery. I looked at him, and looked at my friend at the bar struggling to believe that one bartender could be such a cunt.

So I looked him in the eye, and necked the contents of the glass - this may have shocked dhim. I placed the glass down and stated "asshole" - this did shock him. And I was asked to leave the bar.

Which I did.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:38, 7 replies)

Wick?
It's not THAT bad. I mean you invented the Fax machine up there and a massive bloody spoolbase with a bridge over it just round the corner.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, closed)

Wetherspoons
only place you can still get a pint without an associated mortgage...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, closed)

well....what was it, then?
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:10, closed)

Well it's true Wick isn't that bad but Saturday nights are terrible now and we're forced to go up to Thurso *shudder*.

And I don't know what the drink was
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:54, closed)

Thurso?
You poor, poor b3tan.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, closed)

good surf there though
not all bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:41, closed)

Wetherspoons...
*shudders*
( SpankyHanky, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, closed)