Nothing Special
Don't we all have pub stories?

From the time my friend puked in his glass and someone else knocked it over, to the time I worked in the kitchen of one.

Still, I have trouble coming up with one that would be universally liked, especially one b3ta.

I live in Quebec, which has a drinking age of 18 and is really close to the highly populated North Eastern United States. That means for us, a bunch of binge drinking American high schoolers like to cross the border and experience their first legal pub drink.

Of course this leads to hilarious results.

One day in March my friends and I were sending off someone, so we were all drinking a lot for him. A young lad in poor shape stumbled up to our bar and dropped a note off for, "The one who chugged." Very specific, eh? This note spurned a legend that I'll recant if anyone cares, but let's just say it involves tequila shots, a pool table being stolen by dikes, cigars, a failed-threesome, coke, and the one who chugged saying "I gotta go" and splitting, simple because we were making out in the same room (With different girls, okay!)

There was this other time, although not quite as long but seemingly just as bizarre where me and two friends were all wearing our respective home team hockey sweaters and enjoying a few games when these two girls come up to us and ask if they can take a photo with us. Cue three clueless guys, "Uhhhh... I guess?" and them chipperly replying, "Don't be so enthusiastic." Any advice if this ever happens again?

And in my tradition of boring Canada specific QOTW posts, I'll just say the highlight of my times at the student bar was having a beer with Fred Penner and a packed audience at 2pm.
(Sco smokes crack often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:39, 4 replies)

I demand
that you recant.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44, closed)

Dang
I was afraid of this.

My friends wrote it up and put it on facebook, but I don't have an account.

Does b3ta suspend accounts for plagiarism?
(Sco smokes crack often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:05, closed)

Definition
Recant: (verb) a formal retraction or disavowal of a statement

You sure you're not from the US? Your command of Englsh doesn't seem to be up to the standard of most Canadians.
( SteamedCleaner, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:17, closed)

yeah
I noticed that when scarfe said, "I demand you recant" and decided it was wrong. But I promptly fell asleep at 5pm and just woke up at 2am, so I'll make up excuses and not bother to change it. Sorry, though.
(Sco smokes crack often., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 7:18, closed)