Submissions
I work for website where people (mainly American teens for some reason) submit stories in under 300 characters. We get a lot of weird stuff (and since reading one of the entries on the first page of this QOTW I'm not sure I even know what random means any more). Anyway, most of the stuff that is submitted to us is rubbish, but I stick some of the weirdest ones on here:

www.itdefinitelyis.com/

Some MUST count as random, surely.
(Alaning, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:30, 6 replies)

Ha ha!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:33, closed)

Some of those are quite wonderful.
And scary.
Today marks the nine month anniversary of when my brother decided to put a cup of his sperm in my lady parts while I was sleeping. Guess whose parents are too Catholic to let her have an abortion? FML

Does she have any idea what the word "anniversary" means? (Suggestions that I've missed the point are welcome.)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:12, closed)

Sometimes...
...I despair. The most recent one is this:

"Today, my mom offered to pee in my bed. FML"


I mean, WHAT? WHY? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
(Alaning, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11, closed)

This is pure QOTW
"Today, I had a chance to have sex with Jessica Alba … but I couldn’t because I had to have dinner with my parents"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:49, closed)

Happens to me all the time.
Who's Jessica Alba?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:43, closed)

Could be a source of solace.
Anyone on b3ta who feels they don't get out enough and are at risk of contracting an acute case of teh cabin fever can draw comfort from their own vibrant normality compared with these absolutely crippling social retards.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:37, closed)