My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Ah well........I regret not throttling the living shit out of my (as of this morning) ex-boss in favour of a very very generous leaving package which was only offered because my ex-boss has NO idea of the employment laws. Would have been worth it to feel the life drain out of the self-important twunt just before he lost control of his bodily functions, twitched spastically and died.
That image will cause me to laugh myself to sleep for many happy years to come.
I don't wish to sound cruel or heartless.......
But I am.
Knob gag? Lose the reflex bitch!!
(, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 17:37, Reply)
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