Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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I ripped off her clothes ...... and gazed upon her naked body on the bed. Her firm breasts rose and fell with passion and her nipples were erect in anticipation of my tongue. She opened her legs and began to touch her parted lips with red-painted nails, gyrating her hips as she did so.
I unleashed my rigid tool, springing it free from my jeans. She made an animal moan and moved to the edge of the bed to take it hotly in her mouth, slathering it it with her tongue and taking it deep within her throat as she cupped my balls.
Soon I could take it no longer and felt the wells of lust gush from their source. At that moment, she withdrew my swollen tip from her mouth and bared her tongue so that the frantic jets of come could lash across it, striping her lips and cheeks with a seemingly endless spray.
"Hold on a minute," I said. "I paid for a hand job!" What a rip off!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:11, Reply)
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