Bladder infections
They tend to make people a bit Rogue and Eccentric.

I remember the guy next to me getting one after heart surgery. I noticed he wasn’t himself when I saw him try to walk to the toilet for a wiz. Only problem was he was still connected to the bed by a catheter, with which he had managed to drag the bed around and say 3ft into the direction of the toilet. Upon hearing the noise of what was similar to a table being dragged across the floor the nurses soon arrived on the scene and proceeded to explain to the man he wasn’t 4 yrs old and he didn’t need the toilet at all.

The next day after some antibiotics I had to retell the story to him, to much laughter... mostly due to the Morphine he was receiving for the 'severe abdominal pain' he was feeling.

Strangely enough the guy on the other side of me also suffered a similar reaction. But due to the Confused thrashing about, and the fact he had had open heart surgery not 36 hrs previous meant he ended up with a collapsed lung... which isnt as funny.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:12, 1 reply)

Yes it is.

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