I don't know where Swindon is
I was born there 31 years ago, spent all of 4 weeks there before moving away to Hampshire. Through out my long life I have never come to know in geographic terms where the place is. I then decided that it would be a good idea to never know where it is and avoided all covnersations relating to the location of this mystical place, television programs etc. This was helped in part by the fact I lived in Germany for the 10 years. I hear that Mark Le Mar comes from there though. The various conversations I've nearly over heard suggest that its grey and full of non sense road lay outs and round abouts.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:16, 2 replies)

Jesus
if you think Chester is bad you haven't seen many towns. Chester is the _nice_ part of the northwest...
(rockdoctor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, closed)

Swindon!
Hello,

You have done the very best thing you could have for yourself. It's a hateful place.
(Ryushin, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:22, closed)