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I've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.

...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Cleaning faux pas
My first ever proper job (after paper rounds) was cleaning at a chemical factory in the evenings after school. On my very first day the supervisor got me to basically do all the work (and I mean all), whilst he and the other cleaners sat around smoking and talking. At the end of a very long and dirty foru our shift and woman came up to me and asked how my first day was. To which I replied:

'Well apart from that fat b******d making do all the work it's been just dandy thanks for asking'.

To which she replied:

'That fat b******d is my Dad and I'm going to grass you up.'

Nadgers! Cue a very embarrasing few minutes whilst she, he and the other cleaners had a rant at me.

I got a phone call the next morning saying I was 'surplus to requirements'. Twunts. Lucky escape for me though - it was grim and they all had BO.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:53, Reply)

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