Ok then beat this :
I have (in chronological order):

5+3 stitches on left eyelid (age 5),
if they were joined i would now have a rather splendid pirates eyepatch or a glass eyeball -
I decided I could leap through a glass patio door after being led astray by spiderman cartoons on TV (ban this filth !)

3 stitches, upper lip (age 6)
friend threw toy metal car at me, cant remember why.

3 stitches forehead (age 8)
was swimming in a very dirty swimming pool in botswana and swam into the side. lucky there werent any sharks, because they would have smelt the blood for sure.

2+ 8 + 5 + 3 stitches to rear of right leg (age 11)
bitten by rottweiler on farm in swaziland in the arse end of nowhere. 60 km to nearest hospital with me bleeding like stuck pig on back seat of car. I could see the bone and everything. nice. my mother always told me to turn and walk away if dogs are agressive. if i had been facing it , it would have ripped my throat out.

6 stitches right eyebrow (age 12)
decided it was a good idea to play at being knights on the back of BMX with dustbin lids and broomhandles. no, jackass did not pay me royalties.

2 stitches above mouth (age 19)
punched by chav with sovereign ring on.

3 stitches right hand (age 22)
taxi driver tried to rip me off in prague, so i told him where to stick it. he chased me, i decked him, chased him back to car, and put my fist through the passenger window in order to get to him and deliver pasting.

no stitches but a splendid scar (age 23)
had an abcess in my perenaeum (not sure of spelling) which they opened up.. I was a woman for about 6 weeks before it healed.

I keep trying to get more but luck seems to have been on my side since then.

photo evidence available on request.
( pregnantfridge, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 15:01, Reply)