Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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german touristsOn holiday in bulgaria and who should stay in the room next to mine but some dirty germans who are not only hell bent on being noisy at all times of the night but have the audacity to hang their towels on my side of the balcony.
Well well methinks, the worm has now turned and after a particularly heavy night on my part I realised that the 2 metre walk to the toilet was too far so instead I relieved myself on their towels. I can only imagine their delight as they were rubbing themselves with my piss the next day.
On second thoughts being german they probably did like that sort of thing.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:15, Reply)
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