not really a neighbour....
I was sharing a flat with a druggie. Why? Because my mate (not a druggie) also lived there and wanted someone to help him out when the drugged up tosser got a bit too lairy.

Also because when I asked him how much he wanted in rent for the room he replied he didn't know so (while he was out of it) offered him £30 a week including all bills.

One of his 'mates' left his staff bull terrier with us and never came back for it (but he had used the poor dog as an ashtray).

Another of the druggies mates saw my tattoo's and proudly showed me his - except it was a fuck off great scar from when he had fallen asleep next to some sort of heating device and burnt himself rather severely before noticing!

Also, the police were constantly raiding the place.

First time was scary

Second time was concerning.

By the 5th time I was letting them into the place on a first name basis and then meeting them later down the pub!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 12:15, Reply)