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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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rough neighborhood?
...no. I live in possibly the softest neighborhood on earth. Except for the one guy at the end of the street, who enjoyed semiweekly visits from the local constabulary investigating a "domestic disturbance." After a year of this I guess his wife got fed up with being "disturbed" by this lunatic all the time and moved out. So to get back at her, he set fire to his own house. And put bricks through all the windows of his Hummer. Eleven fire trucks took an hour to put it out, and the cops busted this idiot about two houses down the street. Given that, at the time of his arsonious escapade, he was already out on bail for the brilliant decision to smuggle methamphetamines into a police station, I'm hoping he won't be back soon. The burned-out house has sat empty for the last eight months and I think we all look forward to the bank foreclosing and tearing it down.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 0:41, Reply)

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