Originality is a completely alien concept to you, isn't it? You've already tried the 'having the last word by suggesting that the other person is desperate to have the last word' gambit, and you seem to mention "comedy gold" every third post or so. Not that you're remotely capable of assessing such a thing - 'Knock Knock' jokes and Patrick Kielty are both "comedy gold" when compared to you.

Good job demonstrating that you've not been furiously editing your posts in a flailing attempt to retrospectively crowbar in some rudimentary form of wit. The effort is, perhaps, a little undermined by the fact that both of the 'edit' links in your picture are purple.

tl;dr, being as you seem to have difficulties processing more than a handful of words in a row: you're a bit dull and repetitive.

How are your peas?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)