I was homeschooled.
Well, I say homeschooled, I lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere with relatives, and most of my "schooling" consisted of vocational training in maintenance and manual labour. I hated it, I wasn't cut out for the rural lifestyle and I wanted more from my life than decades grubbing in the dirt. I just wasn't a farmer. Every year I'd beg my uncle to let me attend the academy in a nearby town, and every time he'd say they needed me on the farm, but maybe next season I'd be able to go.

Thanks to a wrongly delivered missive, I eventually met up with a local chap who agreed to tutor me. He took me travelling after the death of my aunt and uncle, and led me to an old colleague of his who took over when he too passed. They were both religious, and thanks to their teaching and the faith they gave me I’m now a very successful chap. I’m widely travelled, well regarded by the current government and am head of the new Jedi Academy on Yavin 4.

So, basically, school ain’t all that.
(off is getting pretty fucking sick of all this, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:26, 9 replies)

An ewok jedi?
Somehow I think it's all lie :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:31, closed)

Racist.

(off is getting pretty fucking sick of all this, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:35, closed)

scruffy little furball

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:57, closed)

You're such a geek.
I like it :D
( Cawl, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:35, closed)

I have no idea what any of this means.
You're all weird.
( thealternativefact, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:40, closed)

^^^This
Heehee!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:16, closed)

much better than the attempt at this
that I was considering earlier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:44, closed)

Christ, Vipros
Yours must have been terrible.
( thealternativefact, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:49, closed)

reminds of the day . . .


we were all in hi-infants doing the usual shit playing with space balls and such like when one of the bigger boys came in with a light sabre and murdered the lot of us in cold blood. Turns out the prick was only pissed about not getting some job he clearly wasn't ready for... fuckin jumped up space cunt . . .
(The Cats Twat, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:54, closed)