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MostlySunny wibbles, "When I was 11 I got an A for my study of shark nets - mostly because I handed it in cut out in the shape of a shark."

Do people do projects that don't involve google-cut-paste any more? What fine tat have you glued together for teacher?

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:36)
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Creative Expression
That was the title of a course module - mandatory - that I attended while doing Graphic Design a long time ago. The dick-head who was running it was from Eastern Europe - which meant that he'd escaped, way back then - and a more arrogant, self-satisfied, overweight git, you'd struggle to find. Not only can I remember his full name, but also how to spell it. But I'll just refer to him as 'Jacek'.

For the end-of-module 'final', we had to get teamed up with two or three others and create an 'event' round the theme of the four classical Greek elements. (Air, Fire, Earth & Water). 1 week to prepare.

For 'Earth' we got hold hold of some potted plants which looked very much like pot plants (they weren't).

For 'Air' we lit up some fake, cartoonishly extravagant reefers and blew the smoke over the enthralled onlookers.

For 'Fire' we sprayed white spirit over the pot(ted) plants and torched them. Woof!

For 'Water' we chucked a bucket of water over them. And then two more buckets over Jacek. (Wild applause).

Fails all round and a bollocking from the Head of Department (who was pissed off about 'the drug use' and 'the fire hazard'... curiously, he didn't mention soaking a lecturer).

Oh, and I just remembered, this also got me (a) noticed and (b) laid by a lovely fellow student a couple of days after.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 17:38, closed)
Dousing a cunt in water gets you a cunt...

A new approach maybe?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, closed)

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