My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hell, hell, hell
And another girl I was seeing. Well, she was quite petite and insufferably gorgeous. Before our first night together she'd remarked that she didn't have an arse. I've heard many a skinny girl say as such and figured I'd be treated to an arse akin to two cherries on a stem.
The night comes, I tear off her pants in a fit of triumph, and...
She really didn't have an arse. Just a mass of skin with a tiny slit right at the very bottom.
Then I realised I was looking at her front. Hahahahaha!
Actually thats not true. Turns out she had spina bifida.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:11, 14 replies)
And another girl I was seeing. Well, she was quite petite and insufferably gorgeous. Before our first night together she'd remarked that she didn't have an arse. I've heard many a skinny girl say as such and figured I'd be treated to an arse akin to two cherries on a stem.
The night comes, I tear off her pants in a fit of triumph, and...
She really didn't have an arse. Just a mass of skin with a tiny slit right at the very bottom.
Then I realised I was looking at her front. Hahahahaha!
Actually thats not true. Turns out she had spina bifida.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:11, 14 replies)
hehe
Really shouldn't have laughed at that.
You're a bad bad person.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:12, closed)
Really shouldn't have laughed at that.
You're a bad bad person.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:12, closed)
you're going to Hull for that...
and so am I for laughing at it's excellence!
*click*
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:57, closed)
and so am I for laughing at it's excellence!
*click*
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:57, closed)
spina bifida?
isn't that the stuff in yoghurt that's good for you?
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:25, closed)
isn't that the stuff in yoghurt that's good for you?
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:25, closed)
awesome
That just made me laugh out loud in a VERY silent office.
Bastard!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:22, closed)
That just made me laugh out loud in a VERY silent office.
Bastard!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:22, closed)
sweet
I am pulling that out down the pub tonight. Total bloody genius. I only hope its true, for it will simply add to the tale.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:40, closed)
I am pulling that out down the pub tonight. Total bloody genius. I only hope its true, for it will simply add to the tale.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:40, closed)
sides were strained
by that one. You've started a coughing fit, I hope you're happy.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:47, closed)
by that one. You've started a coughing fit, I hope you're happy.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:47, closed)
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