My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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not me but.......when i was teaching a very bright year 10 class about digestion one boy looked horrified and raised his hand, he asked how the foetus could possibly survive in the acidic environment of the stomach. when all the jokes about how you could concieve in the stomach died down and i saw that he was serious i explained to him (aghast that he's so far missed this in his education) how the foetus is in the womb and not the ladys tummy :)
again he is confused, how can there be space for the baby with the intestines all shoved in there so tightly....i explained that as the foetus and womb grew the intestines got shoved up a bit, a look of recognition and general twigging on passed over his face and he said, all full of confidence in his new knowledge, ah, so thats why pregnant womens breasts get bigger, they're full of intestines.....at this point i had to leave the room and couldn't return for a good ten minutes, to find him looking very red in the face after his classmates had finished his education for him.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:16, Reply)
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