My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not myself......but a poor innocent year 7 when I was at school. A form teacher I once had taught biology, including Sex Ed to (usually fairly) unwitting 11- and 12-year olds.
One day she came giggling into registration, barely able to contain herself over a particularly risible session involving separate petri dishes containing fish eggs and fish sperm (don't ask me why, I never got such sex 'education'):
Pupil: Miss, what if some of the fish sperm...got inside of me?
Biology Teacher: Well, you'd start growing a baby mermaid in your tummy, but they'd have to give you a caesarian otherwise its tail would cut you on the way out.
Pupil: *wide-eyed, pale-faced silence*
Click 'I like this' if you think I should google her to find out whether she's still allowed near 11-year-old girls.
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