If you ever pump your penis full of silicon
until it's eighteen inches in length and six in diameter, and the ideal recipient lady embarks upon a "stretching" campaign, wedging progressively more massive objects up her muff until it can accommodate things that would make hardened porn actresses head for the door, then assuming you can stuff it up her you'll find afterwards your mutual sexual organs completely unfit for purpose. Erections will be impossible, conventional toilets impractical, clothes will need to be custom-made and embarrassing. Ladies will be ashamed by their grotesque, misshapen vaginas that will repulse future sexual partners, be more liable to infections, and take a hit in self-esteem and comfort.

That's the biggest sex you'll regret.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:16, 3 replies)

I always wondered about the way you walk these days...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:00, closed)

Why would you want to fill your penis with a grey semi-metal?
huhuhur, "semi"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:59, closed)

I saw that Channel 4 show too

(justin(e), Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)