Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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sisters wedding
Me and champagne don't sit well together. I got royally shitfaced at my sisters wedding, was the life and soul of the party, decided to hit on the only hot girl there. she was very receptive to my (slightly drunken) advances, and I was quite chuffed to be seen snogging the only fit bird there, till she started telling me how she had to be up early in the morning so her dad could take her to hockey practice... i found out later she was the 16 year old daughter of a very large uncle from my brother-in-law's side of the family. (i was 27 at the time) I ran and hid in the bar in shame.
this is actually one of my much lesser shames, if i'm feeling brave i'll post more.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:19, Reply)
Me and champagne don't sit well together. I got royally shitfaced at my sisters wedding, was the life and soul of the party, decided to hit on the only hot girl there. she was very receptive to my (slightly drunken) advances, and I was quite chuffed to be seen snogging the only fit bird there, till she started telling me how she had to be up early in the morning so her dad could take her to hockey practice... i found out later she was the 16 year old daughter of a very large uncle from my brother-in-law's side of the family. (i was 27 at the time) I ran and hid in the bar in shame.
this is actually one of my much lesser shames, if i'm feeling brave i'll post more.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:19, Reply)
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