ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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This was shameful beyond beliefI think I may have told this one on b3ta before...
But some friends and I embarked on a trip to Dublin. Our first trip abroad without our families. The date was July 14th 2005.
The flight had been quite good. Only took 30 mins from Leeds/Bradford airport and we had all been getting excited about the prospects of drinking in Dublin.
We get off to the aeroplane at 11:59am walk the 60 second walk to the terminal where we check in.
We are greeted by what my friends and I think are a bunch of boring, miserable people stood completely still looking very unhappy. My good friend Tim exclaims, rather loudly "Bloody Hell! It's like a funeral parlour in here!"
It was only when the woman next to me pointed out that they were having a minute's silence for those who had died in the London bombings exactly one week previously, that we realised why we were on the receiving end of some angered and tearful glares.
Once again, one ticket to hell please. One way!
/edit: What actually may have made this worse was at the end of the silence (considering we were in Dublin) one of my friends said something along the lines of: "You didn't have a minute's silence when YOU bombed us." ARGHH!
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