ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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For those unfamiliar with Fridays at Strathclyde UniTFI: Britain's longest running student night and probably the most debauched. The door bears big slogans advising people to stay away of offended easily as a kind of disclaimer, such is the volume of complaints received.
So on friday i pitched up for a (one) pint and some decent rock and roll tunes before heading home to study. 3 bottles of wine, some champagne and free cider later i have done the following...
1) Been wedgied so hard that my underwear has torn up the seat, so i remove it in the bar and force over the head of nearest lady.
2) rub my bare arse cheeks on a friend's face as she rummaged in her bag to get her phone
3) Ripped posters off the wall and fashioned some sort of paper skirt thing
4) Fallen off a table onto some girl in what amounts to an elbow drop
5) The HeliCockter. For those unfamiliar it involves swinging one's member about while singing the theme to Airwolf
6) Had my jeans nicked by an equally pissed mate
7) Moved pub. Got cock out again.
8) Paid taxi in 10p's. Fare was about £13.
All of the above (except number 8) was done in full view of virtually my entire course. It's monday now, and everyone remembers. I want to die.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 11:20, Reply)
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